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I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.
Sep 10, 2025
Nixon's motto was, if two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
The second mouse gets the cheese!
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
The problems that exist in this world can not be solved by the level of thinking that created them.
A father may have a child who is ugly and lacking in all the graces, and the love he feels for him puts a blindfold over his eyes so that he does not see his defects but considers them signs of charm and intelligence and recounts them to his friends as if they were clever and witty.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
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