Tupperware Quotes

That's what you get for ignoring the beauty of Tupperware.

Some issues stay fresh every time you open them up. It's like evil magical Tupperware -- it stays fresh forever.

Can you keep a secret?” “Me and Tupperware, baby. We seal tight. Ain’t nothing going to get out.

You can have all this mismatched Tupperware and lids, but you can never get them sealed quite right. That one edge always keeps popping up. It's supposed to fit, but it rarely does. You've gotta try a few lids before you find the one that actually snaps.

Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?

I found it all about as arousing as a Tupperware party.

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.

I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

People are using GPS systems to find millions of little hidden objects throughout the world - often as simple as a piece of Tupperware hidden in the woods. You go to a website, you get the latitude and longitude to get the specific location of a certain specific hiding space, and then you go there and see if you can find it.

Facebook has never been merely a social platform. Rather, it exploits our social interactions the way a Tupperware party does. Facebook does not exist to help us make friends, but to turn our network of connections, brand preferences and activities over time - our 'social graphs' - into money for others.

All these years there had been a Tupperware container of bad language in her head, and now she opened it and all those crisp, crunchy words were fresh and lovely, ready to be used.

Capitalism is an organized system to guarantee that greed becomes the primary force of our economic system and allows the few at the top to get very wealthy and has the rest of us riding around thinking we can be that way, too - if we just work hard enough, sell enough Tupperware and Amway products, we can get a pink Cadillac.

American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.