Drinking Toast Quotes

Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year everybody.

May our house always be too small to hold all of our friends.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.

When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

Work like you don't need the money.

It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason

Wine comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye; That's all we shall know for truth Before we grow old and die.

He that buys land buys many stones, He that buys flesh buys many bones, He that buys eggs buys many shells, But he that buys good ale buys nothing else.

Here 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here 's to the widow of fifty; Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant queen, And here 's to the housewife that 's thrifty! Let the toast pass; Drink to the lass; I 'll warrant she 'll prove an excuse for the glass.

The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

A meal without wine is like a day without sun

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.

Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death.

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.

May you live all the days of your life.