Funny Procrastination Quotes

Putting off a hard thing makes it impossible.

Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.

There are a million ways to lose a work day, but not even a single way to get one back.

Every duty which is bidden to wait returns with seven fresh duties at its back.

Don't fool yourself that important things can be put off till tomorrow; they can be put off forever, or not at all

Your problems is that you think you have time.

The scholar's greatest weakness: calling procrastination research.

Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.

The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

The trouble is that you think you have time.

If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.

Procrastination always gives you something to look forward to.

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

I never put off till tomorrow what I can do the day after.

Nothing says work efficiency like panic mode.

Putting off an easy thing makes it hard. Putting off a hard thing makes it impossible.

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

Slaying the dragon of delay is no sport for the short-winded.

Someday is not a day of the week.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.

I think of myself as something of a connoisseur of procrastination, creative and dogged in my approach to not getting things done.

Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task.

I've been looking over the list of spring chores I made up last fall, and darned if they aren't fall chores, after all.

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

All things come to those who wait.

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.

Procrastination is the bad habit of putting of until the day after tomorrow what should have been done the day before yesterday.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.

Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.

You may delay, but time will not.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.

Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man.

If you ask me, reincarnation is just another way to procrastinate.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

The time to begin most things is ten years ago.

When all is said and done, more is said than done.

Don't wait. The time will never be just right.

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.