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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Sep 10, 2025
If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm.
The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open.
Edison failed 10,000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I say if you love something, set it in a small cage and pester and smother it with love until it either loves you back or dies.
You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself.
There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.
Money won't make you happy... but everybody wants to find out for themselves.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
If you go to bed at night and think about your day and you haven't laughed very much, then you must jump out of bed and go do something fun.
I guess good things come to those who wait.
All good things come to those who wait.
All things come to those who wait.
Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.
Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Don't take life too seriously.
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
If you do not know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
If you don't know where you're going any road will do