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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
Sep 10, 2025
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
There is no feeling more comforting and consoling than knowing you are right next to the one you love.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love.
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
True love stories never have endings.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Are we not like two volumes of one book?
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
You know you're in love when you stop comparing.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
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