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In the end, it's all about perseverance.
Sep 10, 2025
Marriage is the perfection which love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought.
A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love in the first year, and takes a penny out every time after that, they'll never get all the pennies out of the pot.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
The only time I ever look good dancing is if I'm next to my dad at a wedding.
Oh! How many torments lie in the small circle of a wedding ring.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
The surest way to be alone is to get married.
A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.
My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.
you know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
I asked you here tonight because when you realise you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
You know you're in love when you stop comparing.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
Avant-garde means never having to say you're sorry.
Vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
For the taxable investor, indexing means never having to say you're sorry.
Being an American means never having to say you're sorry.