Silly Stupid Quotes

First of all, to defend my work, I had to believe that I am doing a totally silly, stupid, innocent comedy.

Joy is the response of a lover receiving what he loves. This is the joy we feel when skiing powder… This overflowing gratitude is what produces the absolutely stupid, silly grins that we always flash at one another at the bottom of a powder run. We all agree that we never see these grins anywhere else in life.

The internet is a great way to get on the net.

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

The Americans, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies.

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.

Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Of course a politician's promise isn't worth the paper it's written on.

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.