Stupid Celebrity Quotes

I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we did live forever, then we would live forever, which is why I would not live forever.

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am.

If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.

What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?

The internet is a great way to get on the net.

If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.

I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

And now the sequence of events in no particular order.

I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.

I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

I’ve never been drunk in my life. I don’t use recreational drugs.

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.

I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it.

I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.

I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows.

I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.

I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home.

I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states.

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel.

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.

Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

The beauty of me is that I'm very rich.

All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through.

Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.

When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.

My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

This stupid celebrity thing is just a consequence of being good at what you do. I mean, no one would photograph David Beckham if he wasn't the best attacking midfielder in the country - much as I hate Man. U!

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas.