Cocktail Drinks Quotes

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate...and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.

If all be true that I do think, There are five reasons we should drink: Good wine - a friend - or being dry - Or lest we should be by and by - Or any other reason why.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.

Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector.

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.