Double Entendre Quotes

I am always surprised when people read double entendres into my innocuous babble.

I'm not a pop song lyric writer. I can't just focus on one simple meaning or even a double entendre.

I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don't get it don't know about it.

The two biggest hits (by Machito)... were about that enduring Cuban song topic-food: 'Sopa de pichn' [pigeon soup] and 'Paella'. If you think that all songs about food are double entendres for sex... Well, maybe all songs about food can be double entendres, but in many periods of Cuban history, for many people, food has been harder to get, and the subject of more fantasies, than sex.

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.

Wolves eat coyotes," Gordon said[...] If he weren't an old man, I had some rude things I could have said to that. "Yes," observed Adam blandly. "I do." Yep. That was the one that came to mind. And he didn't even blush when he said it. Maybe Gordon would miss the double entendre. But he grinned cheerfully at Adam.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.