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He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Sep 10, 2025
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck
Everything is clearer when you're in love.
A perfect marriage is one in which "I'm sorry" is said just often enough.
Marriage is the perfection which love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought.
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins.
Love is begun by time and time qualifies the spark and fire of it.
Here's hoping that your special day Will be more 'happy ever after' With all the joys of friendship, Love, fun and laughter
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
The Japanese have a word for it. It's Judo - the art of conquering by yielding. The Western equivalent of Judo is, "Yes dear".
My best chosen friend, companion, guide, to walk through life, Linked hand-in-hand, two equal, loving friends, true husband and true wife.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.
Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s.
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent
The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.
You've travelled through life together Enjoying years of wedded bliss We congratulate you on reaching And we toast your happiness
My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
Hail, wedded love, mysterious law; true source of human happiness.
I've been sober for two-and-a-half years, My children are happy. In August, my wife and I will celebrate our fifteenth wedding anniversary. My band is back together with a sold-out tour.
God, the best maker of all marriages, Combine your hearts into one.
Wedded love is founded on esteem.
To have you in my life is wondrous Yet all good things, allegedly, come to an end, Piffle, says I, for you, undoubtedly, Will forever be my lover and best friend.
A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.
Better never to have met you in my dream, than to wake and reach for hands that are not there.
May you always be each other's best friend, May your mutual love continue to be so May your successful marriage continue to thrive May love flourish, prosper, bloom and grow
Happy Anniversary, my darling Here's to a day that's filled with fun While we joyously remember When us two became a one
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
Happy and thrice happy are those who enjoy an uninterrupted union, and whose love, unbroken by any sour complaints, shall not dissolve until the last day of their existence.
A happy marriage is a new beginning of life, a new starting point for happiness and usefulness.
In all the years together You've shared joy, and contentment too Long may it continue In the years ahead, for the both of you
Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
Look back on your wedding And be filled with joy and pride Deservedly so, for the many years You've flourished, side by side
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Grace and remembrance be to you both.
One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Are we not like two volumes of one book?
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
Marriage is a partnership in which each inspires the other, and brings fruition to both of you.
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years.
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you...I could walk through my garden forever.