Great Sex Quotes

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.

Great sex is why we're so happily married!

Burt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, I owe it all to one great part. Never got a dinner!

Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery.

Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cause you don't want that late text, that 'I think I'm late' text.

Great sex is wonderful while it's happening, but who remembers great sex they had in 1983?

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

Great food is similar to great sex. Extra you have greater you want.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.

The romantic embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.

If you want to have great sex, find a partner who really turns you on. Pills are merely props, and props can turn out to be a big drag.

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.

It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Great sex is not a pleasant soak in the tub, with the scented candle burning. Great sex is more like a bomb exploding inside your right mind.

Surfing is kind of a good metaphor for the rest of life. The extremely good stuff - chocolate and great sex and weddings and hilarious jokes - fills a minute portion of an adult lifespan. The rest of life is the paddling: work, paying bills, flossing, getting sick, dying.

Feeling inspired, being challenged. Learning something new, something meaningful. Knowing change is possible and I can make that happen. Understanding and loving others, feeling truly connected and authentic. Good food, great sex, and belly laughs. All the basic foundations of happiness, really!

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.

Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex?

Those who have prophesied dreadful consequences as a result of the greater sexual freedom which the young assert - unwanted babies, venereal disease and so on - are usually the very same people who seek the fulfillment of their prophecies by opposing the free availability to the young of contraception and the removal of the stigma and mystification that surround venereal disease.

I have to physically attracted to someone. But I can't just be with someone just because it's great sex. Because orgasms don't last long enough.

Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.

Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.

I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.

There is more to sex appeal than just measurements

Great sex is apocalyptic. There is no such thing as great sex unless you have an apocalyptic moment.

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

Heterosexual women who've had long-term relationships see their man fall apart. They go, "I'm giving him my whole life - I'm giving him my love, I'm cooking for him, he's got this great sex, he's got everything. Why is he so miserable all of a sudden? Why does he want to get away with his buddies and look at other girls? What is his problem?" It seems like something that happens to men, they feel like their manliness has been chipped away and destroyed by being with just one woman. They feel resentful and they're passive-aggressive.

I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.

The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.