Men Bashing Quotes

The only thing worse than women are women who tell me I'm a misogynist.

When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done

Any woman who does not give birth to as many children as she is capable is guilty of murder.

One hundred women are not worth a single testicle.

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught.

Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

You can't throw him back because he doesn't meet the legal size limit.

It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.

Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote.

Four inch nails is more like it!

A highly intelligent man should take a primitive woman. Imagine if on top of everything else, I had a woman who interfered with my work.

In yesterday's post, I asked how many of you guys would have sex with a robot if it was indistinguishable from a hot human woman. About 95% of the hetero guys said they would. The other 5% expressed a strong preference for lying.

You can't do a movie without villains. You have to have something for the heroines or anti-heroines to be up against, and I wasn't going to contrive some monstrous female, but even if this were the most men-bashing movie ever made-let all us women get guns and kill men-it wouldn't even begin to make up for the 99% of all movies where the women are there to be caricatured as bimbos or to be skinned and decapitated. If men feel uncomfortable in the audience it is because they are identifying with the wrong character.

I doubt whether any girl would be satisfied with her lover's mind if she knew the whole of it.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

A proper wife should be as obedient as a slave... The female is a female by virtue of a certain lack of qualities - a natural defectiveness.

While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.

I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.

My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'.

Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one young woman and another.

A woman who is unfaithful deserves to be shot.

The game women play is men.

Dames lie about anything - just for practice.

A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing - tender, sweet, and stupid.

As regards the individual nature, woman is defective and misbegotten, for the active power of the male seed tends to the production of a perfect likeness in the masculine sex; while the production of a woman comes from defect in the active power.

There is always a need for intoxication: China has opium, Islam has hashish, the West has woman.

It is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual impulse that could give the name of the fair sex to that undersized, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped, and short-legged race.

My friend goes through the wedding section of the Sunday paper looking at the brides-to-be and picks out a Dog-of-the-Week. I think that's cruel toward women. Myself, I look to see who shows the most cleavage.

Harris, I am not well; pray get me a glass of brandy.

The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

Remember when you were a kid and the boys didn't like the girls? Only sissies liked girls? What I'm trying to tell you is that nothing's changed. You think boys grow out of not liking girls, but we don't grow out of it. We just grow horny. That's the problem. We mix up liking pussy for liking girls. Believe me, one couldn't have less to do with the other.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

There are no ugly women, only lazy.

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it's often in huge tits, too.

Woman is generally so bad that the difference between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists.

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.

Christ called as his Apostles only men. He did this in a totally free and sovereign way.

A woman tries to get all she can out of a man, and a man tries to get all he can into a woman.

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

If Adam had had a real hairy back, we probably wouldn't be here today.