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With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.
Sep 10, 2025
Any woman who does not give birth to as many children as she is capable is guilty of murder.
One hundred women are not worth a single testicle.
There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught.
Brigands will demand your money or your life, but a woman will demand both
Women are nothing but machines for producing children.
If But for the Mercy of my Lord, that my paradise becomes a woman's hell.
Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote.
A highly intelligent man should take a primitive woman. Imagine if on top of everything else, I had a woman who interfered with my work.
Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.
A woman takes off her claim to respect along with her garments.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
You have sent me a Flanders mare.
A proper wife should be as obedient as a slave... The female is a female by virtue of a certain lack of qualities - a natural defectiveness.
Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'.
Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one young woman and another.
A woman who is unfaithful deserves to be shot.
The only decent bone in her body was mine.
No man who respects his mother or loves his sister, can speak disparagingly of any woman; however low she may seem to have sunk, she is still a woman. I want every man to remember this. Every woman is, or, at some time, has been a sister or daughter.
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize in them is infinitely worse.
Dames lie about anything - just for practice.
A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing - tender, sweet, and stupid.
A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.
You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.
Woman is a misbegotten man and has a faulty and defective nature in comparison to his. Therefore she is unsure in herself. What she cannot get, she seeks to obtain through lying and diabolical deceptions. And so, to put it briefly, one must be on one's guard with every woman, as if she were a poisonous snake and the horned devil. ... Thus in evil and perverse doings woman is cleverer, that is, slyer, than man. Her feelings drive woman toward every evil, just as reason impels man toward all good.
As regards the individual nature, woman is defective and misbegotten, for the active power of the male seed tends to the production of a perfect likeness in the masculine sex; while the production of a woman comes from defect in the active power.
There is always a need for intoxication: China has opium, Islam has hashish, the West has woman.
I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you [women]. That's exactly why you should never hire a butler if you strike it rich - the minute that Jeeves starts unloading the dishwasher without being asked, your wife is going to start humping his leg.
It is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual impulse that could give the name of the fair sex to that undersized, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped, and short-legged race.
My friend goes through the wedding section of the Sunday paper looking at the brides-to-be and picks out a Dog-of-the-Week. I think that's cruel toward women. Myself, I look to see who shows the most cleavage.
Harris, I am not well; pray get me a glass of brandy.
The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Remember when you were a kid and the boys didn't like the girls? Only sissies liked girls? What I'm trying to tell you is that nothing's changed. You think boys grow out of not liking girls, but we don't grow out of it. We just grow horny. That's the problem. We mix up liking pussy for liking girls. Believe me, one couldn't have less to do with the other.
There are no ugly women, only lazy.
When a man says it's a silly childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
Woman is generally so bad that the difference between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.
Christ called as his Apostles only men. He did this in a totally free and sovereign way.
Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Shipping magnate of the 20th century If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.