Religious Humor Quotes

Religious humor is not really my area, so I probably wouldn't do anything about that, or politics or something.

Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious humor, I hate shallow sports humor, I hate shallowness of any kind.

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell? No, said the priest, not if you did not know. Then why, asked the Inuit earnestly, did you tell me?

The more you complain the longer God lets you live

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion--several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven....The higher animals have no religion. And we are told that they are going to be left out in the Hereafter. I wonder why? It seems questionable taste.

Believe those who seek the truth, doubt those who find it; doubt all, but do not doubt yourself.

In religion and politics, people's belief's and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination

Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me ... that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.

Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.

The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.

For good people to do evil things, it takes religion.

The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.

Faith: not wanting to know what is true.

The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.

I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason.