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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!
Sep 10, 2025
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.
It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
For you see, each day I love you more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
My heart to you is given: Oh, do give yours to me; We'll lock them up together, And throw away the key.
When love is not madness, it is not love.
The best smell in the world is that man that you love.
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
The art of love is largely the art of persistence.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you.
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.
The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.
The greatest thing you'll ever learn Is just to love and be loved in return.
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
Things must be felt with the heart.
Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be.
Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.