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I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.
Oct 1, 2025
Money gives me pleasure all the time.
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
The lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other gods.
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun.
There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
The art of love is largely the art of persistence.
I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Better to have loved and lost than to live with regret.
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
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