Sassy Quotes

More of your conversation would infect my brain.

Thou whoreson, senseless villain!

Thou unfit for any place but hell.

Men from children nothing differ.

Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.

Vile worm, thou wast o'erlook'd even in thy birth.

Thou art a Castilian King urinal!

Hang him, swaggering rascal!

You wear out a good wholesome forenoon in hearing a cause between an orange wife and a fosset-seller.

Why, thou deboshed fish thou...Wilt thou tell a monstrous lie, being but half a fish and half a monster?

There is no more mercy in him than there is milk in a male tiger.

The meek shall inherit the earth. They won't have the nerve to refuse it.

You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave.

O you beast! I'll so maul you and your toasting-iron, That you shall think the devil is come from hell.

I would feel really dishonest writing a song that was really sassy, or really confident, because I'm not a supremely confident being. I think that's what people find interesting about what I do; it's very different lyrically.

I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer than I really am.

Here, thou incestuous, murderous, damned Dane, Drink off this potion!

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

Things that Never Cross a Mans Mind is probably one of my favorite upbeat tempo songs because it is just a sassy song, and its a fun song.

A very scurvy fellow.

I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet.

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.

There are very few shows that show women talking like strong, sassy women. Do you know what I mean? 'Sex and the City' started doing that, and that was why that was such a huge hit.

Why, this hath not a finger's dignity.

There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.

I scorn you, scurvy companion.

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? (She made this remark in February 1936, at the railway station in Los Angeles upon her return from Chicago, when a Los Angeles police officer was assigned to escort her home)

The single most useful ingredient on the planet. In a pinch you can scramble them and call it dinner. But it only takes five eggs, a little milk and a handful of cheese to make a fat, sassy cheese soufflé.

Success builds character, failure reveals it.

Shake what ya momma gave ya and most of all be sassy

Never let the odds keep you from doing what you know in your heart you were meant to do.

He is deformed, crooked, old and sere, Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere; Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind; Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.

There are expectations in how you play your character as a black woman, to be sassy and the same kind of feel, as if there are no quirky black women. I struggle with those things constantly, trying to add dimension to my work, and that's the goal, too.

Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

I absolutely am a big Call of Duty fan. Every time a new Call of Duty comes out – I never play the games online, but I play the solo version super fast. My family knows not to interrupt me the day they come out, they know it's a sacred date for me. I think my favorite visually, of all of the Call of Duty games -- even if it's not as sassy and high tech -- is World at War because. That game has some really incredible episodes in Berlin and the Japanese fields. It's really quite arresting for me, visually, and it was very immersive. But I love Modern Warfare, too.

God's on the outside looking in. He doesn't have any legal entree into the earth. The thing don't belong to Him. You see how sassy the Devil was in the presence of God in the book of Job? God said, 'Where have you been?' Wasn't any of God's business. He [Satan] didn't even have to answer if he didn't want to ... God didn't argue with him a bit! You see, this is the position that God's been in Might say, 'Well, if God's running things He's doing a lousy job of it.' He hadn't been running 'em, except when He's just got, you know, a little bit of a chance.

You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better.

Look your best - who said love is blind?

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.

Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.

Throughout the course [of Twilight], you get to see a little more of her vampiric side, because I think she's this vampire with a heart of gold and so that was kind of fun - to show her be a little tough and a little fierce, and to show that she has a little bit of a sassy side when she's dealing with the wolves or with Jacob. So I feel like I got to really round [Alice Cullen] out quite nicely.

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

It's not your job to like me - it's mine

I fall into that nebulous, quote-unquote, normal American woman size that legions of fashion stylists detest. For the record, I'm a size 8 - this week, anyway. Many stylists hate that size because I think to them, it shows that I lack the discipline to be an ascetic; or the confident, sassy abandon to be a total fatty hedonist.

When the student is ready the teacher will appear.