Cool Status Quotes

I'll love you until the day after forever.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?

Silence is the best response to a fool.

Everything that kills me , makes me feel alive

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

Always tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember what you said.

Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

Sometimes it's easier to pretend that you don't care, than to admit it's killing you.

I'm jealous of my parents. I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station….

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

The best things in life are free. The second best things are very, very expensive.

Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

I don't care what people think or say about me, I know who I am.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

The best things in life are free

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

You never know how strong you are, until being strong is your only choice.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.

Choose a career you love and you will never have to go to work.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

The road to success is always under construction.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.

And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.

You can do anything, but not everything.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf.